Zombie holding wiper blade

Order Wipers. Save $5. Avoid Zombies.

It is a well-known fact that zombies are most active during rainstorms. So, to make sure you arrive safely to your sanctuary, it is imperative that you are able to see the roaming zombies and avoid them safely. That's where new wipers come in.

How much is your life worth? At least as much as the cost of a pair of wiper blades. Maybe even more! Today, your net worth will be $5 more because we're offering you this promo code for $5 off your order of $25 or more:

Copy this code now and paste into the "Apply Discount Code" box on the shopping cart page after you add items to the cart.

This code expires October 31, and hopefully before the zombie apocalypse actually begins.

Hey. Why are you still here? It's time to get prepared! Start shopping and get your hands on some new wiper blades before the zombies do.